Sir: Kaunsa Panchi sabse Tez udta hai?

Sir: Kaunsa Panchi sabse Tez udta hai?
Papu: Hathi
Sir: Nalayak, Tera Baap kya karta hai..?
Papu: Chota Rajan ke Gang me shooter hai.
Sir: Shabashhhh.. Hathi sahi jawab hai.