Me Agar Mount Everest Chadh Gai To Tum Mujhe Kya Gift Doge??

Wife: Me Agar Mount Everest Chadh Gai To Tum Mujhe Kya Gift Doge??
Husband: Kya Tum Bhi, Ye Bhi Koi Puchne Wali Baat He..! DHAKKAA…!