Ladka :”Doctor sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega

Ladka :”Doctor sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega ???
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Doctor :”50 hajar
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Ladka :”Agar plastic hum de toh kitna lagega ???
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Doctor(gusse se) :”Saale, pighla kar chipka bhi lena Muft mai ho jaega