Jab ghar mein bacha paida hota hai..

Jab ghar mein bacha paida hota hai..

Maa: Iski naak to mujhpe gai hai.
Baap: Iski ankhe to mujhpe gai hai.
Chachu: Iske hath to mujhpe gaye hai.
Mama: Iski smile to mujhpe gai hai.

Aur jab wahi bacha bada hoke ladki chhedta hai tab,
sab bolte hai: pata nahi haramkhor…. kispe gaya hai