How to Kill an Ant?

Q: How to Kill an Ant?

Asked in exam for 15 marks.

Student:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar& keep it outside the Ant’s Hole.
After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire.
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire.

Then admit wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask from it’s mouth n kill the ant.

MORAL:
Don’t play with students.
We can kill the ant for even 15 marks