Category Archives: Husband-Wife sms

Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana….!

Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana….!

Husband: Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!

Wife: Mujhe pata tha..!
Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!
Kaamchor ho..!
ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!
Bas bahaane banaate ho..!
jindagi mey kuch to kam karo…!

Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!

‘Husband Shoked!’

Ab to main tere saath ek pal bhi nahin rahunga…

Patni ki roj ki jhik-jhik se pareshan Pappu apna samaan bandhate hue bola:
Ab to main tere saath ek pal bhi nahin rahunga…

Pappu Railway station gaya, Pappu train mein chadhne laga tabhi akashwani hui…
“Isme mat chadh, yeh train patari se utar jayegi”

Pappu Airport gaya… Wo plane mein chadhne laga ki aawaz aayi
“Isme mat chadh yeh Crash ho jayega”

Pappu ne Bus mein jaane ki sochi, to phir aawaz aayi
“Isme mat chadh, yeh khaayi mein gir jaayegi”

Pappu gusse se bola: Kaun hai yaar?

Aawaz aayi: Main Bhagwan hoon!

Pappu rote hue bola: Prabu aapko meri itni hi chinta thi, to jab main Ghodi par chadh raha tha, tab kya aapka gala baith gaya tha??

Roj ki tarah Husband subah-subah facebook khol kar baith gaya

Roj ki tarah Husband subah-subah facebook khol kar baith gaya.

Unki ek female friend ne Sandwich ki pic upload karke likha.. “Come, Join me for breakfast”

Husband ne khush hokak pic like kar di and comment kiya.. “Wow, Tasty Sandwich, Mazaa aa gaya”

Yeh comment unki Patni ne dekh liya,
Aur phir Wife ne naraz hokar Pati ko Nashta nahin diya!

Phir 4 ghante baad aakar Pati se puchha…

“Khana banau, Ya aap lunch bhi facebook par hi karenge!”

1 admi ki dusre shehar me naukri lag

1 admi ki dusre shehar me naukri lagi.
Waha pahunch ke usne socha ki biwi ko SMS kar doon.
Galti se wo SMS kisi aur ke paas chala gaya,
Jis ke pas gaya wo aurat apne husband ko dafna ke aayi thi or SMS padthe hi behosh ho gayi.

SMS kuch yun tha:
Main yaha thik thak pahunch gaya hoon,
Yaha mobile ki suvidha bhi hai,
Tum udas mat hona,
2-3 din me tumhe bhi apne paas bula lunga..