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Category Archives: Funny Shayari
yeh valentine bhi ‘PATNI’ ke saath hii guzar jayega!!!
Arz kiya jai…..gaurr farrmaiye
Lamha-Lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Kuch hii dino mein ‘VALENTINE DAY’ aa jayega,
Abhi bhi time hai kisi se ‘AFFAIR’ kar lo,
Varna yeh valentine bhi ‘PATNI’ ke saath hii guzar jayega!!! 😉 😀
Boy to Girl- I love you and want to marry you
Boy to Girl- I love you and want to
marry you
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Girl : – Apni shakal dekhi hai0
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Boy- Dekhi hai tabhi to tere paas aaya
hoon
warna katrina kaif ke paas jaata…
Upar Wale Ne Sansar Banaya, So Gaya..
Upar Wale Ne Sansar Banaya, So Gaya..
Phir Insaan Banaya, Phir So Gaya..
Phir Usne Tumhe Banaya..,
Na Khud Soya Na Humein Sone Diya..
Kisi Ko Batana Mat..
Kisi Ko Batana Mat..
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Ki Tumhe Khali Msg Bhej Ke Ullu Banaya Hai..!!
Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain
Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain,
Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain
Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain
Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h
Boy: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Boy: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo
Boy: Tum 5 minute Pass Baith K Dekh Lo Tum Isi Naam Se Bulaogi.
Achha dost jitni baar bhi ruthe
Achha dost jitni baar bhi ruthe
use har baar
manana chahiye
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Kyu Ki
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Wo KAMINA aapke sare Raaz janta
Hai
Kya pata kab kahan Telecast kar de..
Ek Sardar sari zindagi
Ek Sardar sari zindagi
sochta raha sochta raha sochta raha
aur sochte sochte hi marr gaya
ki agar meri behan k 2 bhai hain to mera ek kesay?
Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mile!!
Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mile!!,,
kabhi bhi kisi ko ishq mein bewafayi na me!!,,,
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