Ek bar ek newly married couple honeymoon ke liye train mein safar kar rahe thhe

Ek bar ek newly married couple honeymoon ke liye train mein safar kar rahe thhe

Bich mein ek lambhi andheri surang aayi.

kuch der baad jab train surang se bahar aayi
To pati ne patni se kaha:
Agar mujhko pehle pata hota
ki surang itni lambi hogi
to main tujhse chumma chaati kar leta!!

Patni hairan hokar boli:
Hai ram to fir vo kaun thha??