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Duniya me 5 muskil kaam

Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna

Ek bar Ek husband ko uski wife ne pucha ke..

Ek bar Ek husband ko uski wife ne pucha ke..
Main agar 4-5 din na dikhu to aapko accha lagega?
Husband ekdum se man hi man me khush hone laga.
Aur us se raha nahi gaya aur aur bol diya..
Haan accha lagega
Fir to wife,
Monday na dikhi,
Tuesday na dikhi,
Wednesday na dikhi,
Thursday ko bhi na dikhi,
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Finally..
Friday ko jab aankho ki SUJAN
kam hui fir thodi thodi dikhi…..