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Ek kanjoos marwadi ladke ko Marwari ladki se prem ho gaya

Ek kanjoos marwadi ladke ko Marwari ladki se prem ho gaya.
Marwari ladki: Jab pitaji so jayenge,
To main Gali mein Sikka fenkungi, Aawaz
sunkar turant andar aa jaana!
Lekin Ladka Sikka fenkne ke ek ghante baad
aaya.
Ladki: Itni der kyun laga di?
Ladka: Wo main sikka dhoond raha tha
Ladki:
Arey pagal wo to dhaaga baandhkar fenka tha,
Wapas Kheench liya

3 boys proposed a girl

3 boys proposed a girl
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1st:” Mai tmhare lye apni jaan de skta hu..
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Girl:” Wo to sab kehte hain..
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2nd:” Mai tmhare liye chand tare tor kar la sakta hu..
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Girl:” Purana dailouge hai..
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3rd:” Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 1.ltr Petrol dalwaunga
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Girl:” Ankho me ansu k sath Pagal itna chahta hai mujhe…